No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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