I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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