I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Bring me that man meat
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