U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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