pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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