I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
