dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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