why didn't you poke me back
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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