so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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