i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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