He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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