direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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