Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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