you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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