so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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