This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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