You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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