i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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