dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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