It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
