Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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