The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
