Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
porn star boner night. come get it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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