I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Four minutes until I can fart!
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He has the fingertips of a God
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