I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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