I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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