He is an equal opportunity slut.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
