I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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