Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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