Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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