Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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