Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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