Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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