so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
