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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me

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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom

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(716): View more from New York

I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.

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(240): View more from Maryland

All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.

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(301): View more from Maryland

If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it

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(636): View more from Missouri

Dude, running 15 min late.

(1-636): View more from Missouri

Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.

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