Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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