did you get engaged???
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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