We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
