who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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