The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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