how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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