I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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