Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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