I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
