I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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