yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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