Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
