I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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