look no pants
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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