I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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