with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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