I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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