She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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