Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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