Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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